History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th – “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” –Noah, 4314 BC
9th – “How the f*** did you work that out?” –Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th – “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” –Michelangelo, 1566
7th – “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” –Custer, 1877
6th – “It does so f***ing look like her!” –Picasso, 1926
5th – “Where the f*** are we?” –Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th – “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” –Einstein, 1938
3rd – “What the f*** was that?” –Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd – “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the
Head!” –JFK, 1963
And … (Drum roll please …..)
The number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word ….
“Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?” –Tiger Woods, 2009
